Cheese Rants Archives

Unleash your inner cheese purist with our Cheese Rants archive. Here, we tackle the frustrations and controversies in the cheese world, from the over-commercialisation of artisanal traditions to common mistakes people make with cheese.

Whether it’s a rant about poorly stored cheese, misleading labels or the decline of traditional practices, these posts don’t hold back. Perfect for passionate cheese lovers who aren’t afraid to challenge the status quo, this archive is your place to vent, learn, and fight for better cheese!

Looking for something a bit different? We’ve got separate archives for the following categories: Science, Lifestyle, Cheese Trivia and Cheese Stories.

Colourful illustrated scene of a specialty cheese shop with a smiling cheesemonger slicing a wheel of cheese at the counter, surrounded by wedges and wheels of Gouda, Brie, and blue cheese on wooden stands, with grapes and jam jars on display shelves in the background.

Why Buying Cheese From A Specialty Cheese Shop Will Completely Change How You Eat Cheese

Discover why buying cheese from a specialty cheese shop leads to better flavour, expert advice, and access to unique artisanal cheeses.

Wide illustrated feature image split into two halves, contrasting high-carb foods like bananas, bread and sugar on the left with high-fat keto foods like bacon, butter, avocado and eggs on the right. In the centre, bold distressed typography reads “Is The Keto Diet A Scam?” over a dark textured banner, with a large wedge of cheese in the foreground bridging both sides.

Keto Diet Exposed: Why It’s Overhyped, Unsustainable & Where Cheese Fits

Keto promises rapid fat loss, but is it overhyped? A science-based look at the keto diet, its flaws, and where cheese truly fits in.

Wide infographic-style illustration split down the middle: on the left, a bold red wine glass with grapes and a stylised tannin molecule graphic against a deep red background; on the right, a creamy wheel of Brie with a wedge removed, mushrooms beside it on a wooden board against a light neutral background. Across the centre, large distressed text reads “Why You Shouldn’t Pair Red Wine With Brie,” visually highlighting the contrast between structured red wine and delicate bloomy rind cheese.

Stop Pairing Red Wine With Brie: The Science-Backed Rant You Didn’t Know You Needed

Stop pairing red wine with Brie. Discover the science behind tannins, texture clashes, and what to drink instead for better flavour balance.

Wide illustrated cheese board showing different cheeses, knives, bread, and wine glasses, visually explaining cheese etiquette such as serving at room temperature, cutting properly, and tasting order.

Cheese Etiquette 101 (How Not to be *That* Person at the Cheese Board)

Cheese etiquette explained. Learn how to cut, serve, pair, and enjoy cheese properly without ruining the board or the mood.

Graphic illustration showing a cheese board with clocks, calendar icons, wine, bread, and dessert symbols, representing different times and contexts for serving cheese.

The Best Time to Serve Cheese? The Answer Might Surprise You

Is there a right time to serve cheese? This opinionated take explains why the clock might be getting it wrong.

A wide-angle photo of a single wedge of aged hard cheese on a wooden board with a small cheese knife beside it. Bold, rant-style white lettering is overlaid across the image, reading “JUST EAT THE DAMN CHEESE,” giving the photo a humorous, rebellious tone.

Why You Sometimes Just Need to Eat the Damn Cheese

Why sometimes the best way to enjoy cheese is to eat it on its own. A fun, science-backed rant about simplicity, flavour and dairy joy.

Is Mascarpone Real Cheese Or Not? (Cheese Definition Test)

Is Mascarpone Real Cheese or Not? (Cheese Definition Test)

Mascarpone is a rich, creamy dairy product often called a cheese, but does it actually meet the definition of real cheese?

Does Taco Bell Use Real Cheese Or Processed Cheese

Does Taco Bell Use Real Cheese or Processed Cheese?

Does Taco Bell use real cheese? Discover the types of cheese Taco Bell uses, which menu items contain it, and how it compares nutritionally

Does Chick-fil-A Use Real Cheese In Their Sandwiches?

Does Chick-fil-A Use Real Cheese in Their Sandwiches?

Does Chick-fil-A use real cheese? We break down their various sandwich options to see what’s natural and what’s processed.

Cheese in Fast Food: Real vs Processed Cheese Products

Cheese in Fast Food: Real vs Processed Cheese Products

Cheese is key in fast food, from real Cheddar to processed slices. Some chains use quality cheese, but processed options still dominate.

Does Domino’s Use Real Cheese on Their Pizzas

Does Domino’s Use Real Cheese on Their Pizzas?

When ordering from a major pizza chain like Domino’s, many customers wonder: Is the cheese on their pizzas real?

The Ultimate Guide to Cheese Celebration Days Around the World

The Ultimate Guide to Cheese Celebration Days Around the World

Cheese celebration days bring together food lovers, cheesemakers, and retailers to honour the art and tradition of cheesemaking

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